Greetings!!

I am currently composing this journal in the comfort of my hotel in Tampa. It is currently 9:30pm and the jet lag will prevent my going to sleep for many more hours. is currently tearing my bed to shreds....I think she's having a nightmare.

Oh, Metro Con. and I crashed in a room with some of her friends for the weekend. That was the beginning of some very "interesting" experiences. Her buddies were awesome easy going people, apart from a few other crashers who were nothing more than filthy leeches. One thing I learned on this trip is that, certain people will milk you dry, and not many people have any "GODDAMNED COMMON COURTESY!!!" anymore. .

Oh, by the way farts......a lot. You ever heard of a dyslexic who blows kisses...yup, that's her. She was constantly reminding me of how much she loves and adores me, what a special girl she is. .

Any one who is craving more "intimate" details about my trip ask me in the comments. I'm too lazy to type anymore at this moment, I have an early flight in the morning....Toodles!