Would any of you be willing to sell me a child (an or, small primate), so I can force he/she to complete all my daily work requirements and chores? Suitable housing a food will be provided. A stale roll a day, and a bag of dirty laundry to sleep on under the bed.
I am desperate for some free time, to draw, and maybe even eat...

I know some of you have annoying younger siblings that you would like to see disappear. Here's your chance!!!
